Aug 31, 2007

TGIF

TGIF
ha ha ha
[Remember the scene from Bhejafry? Ranjeet Thadani invites Mr. Bharat Bhushan for dinner and on phone Mr Bharat Bhushan cracks this joke.]

Last night I again resorted to one of my favorite pastime "watching advertisements" for sometime. Idiot box is full of so much of shit. Anything good is as scarce as finding an honest and responsible leader in our country.

If you are watching cricket, one ad that you would surely watch is one from VISA. One with Shankar, Ehsan and Loy singing in a stadium. With nakali Team India [I love the sardarji who is there to look like Bhajji]. Then there are three more stooges in the same. Mr Kirmani, Mr Krish Srikanth and Mr Mohinder Amarnath. Pathetic, pathetic and really shitty. Shankar Ehsan Loy has got this distinction of doing all the bad advertisements available [ remember the tea ad with teen ki tajagi or some shit like that] And then our honorable cricketers like Kirmanis and Amarnaths will do anything for money now. How can they stay behind if a Dhoni can sell things ranging from hair gel to carbonated drink. Mein ban gaya dhoni...

Another killer one is by Indiatimes Travels. "I am going to get a haircut maan..." Feel like killing that guy. Go and check Indiatimes travels and you will find that there is no such big discount as mentioned in the ad on most of the regular sectors. I feel its our mistake that we don't have good saloons in Chikmangloor and we go to Bangalore for the same [routes like this are one which boast of such big discounts]. There is one more funny thing in the same ad. In the full ad you will see an uncle asking this dude if he is going for a rock show. The dude says No. Then this uncle raises his hand as if doing bhangara and ask him if he is going for a college fest. Saala...Khote da puttar. Koi use batao ki college fest ka matlab bhanagara party nahi hota. Saala faltu me shyana banta hai.

One good ad currently on air is of UTI/AXIS bank. My god!! Those kids are so cute. So lovable. I just can not resist myself from watching this ad again and again. Kids se yaad aaya, my niece has started speaking some words. Everytime on phone she will speak only one word and then go silent. Away from the phone and all chattar patar starts. So cute!!

Got this really nice sms about kids yesterday, felt like sharing with here:
"Love kids. They are so cute and innocent. They don't know the dirt this world is full of. To them bad person is the one who takes their red crayon and leaves the black one to use"

2 comments:

nidhinuts said...

I swear man...that "mind n body heart n soul" thing is too sick for words...especially the action-song type movements...
and yep the UTI-Axis angels are too cute...
hey gr8 to know ur neice has started speaking..kids r like that only...the chatar patar starts only once they're away from the phone!! :D

Nasal Crooner said...

he he nice one PJ!
talking of bad Ad's... i recall 'chal chala chal'.. tata indicom featuring kajol n Ajay... It's one of the worst I've ever seen!