Aug 31, 2007

TGIF

TGIF
ha ha ha
[Remember the scene from Bhejafry? Ranjeet Thadani invites Mr. Bharat Bhushan for dinner and on phone Mr Bharat Bhushan cracks this joke.]

Last night I again resorted to one of my favorite pastime "watching advertisements" for sometime. Idiot box is full of so much of shit. Anything good is as scarce as finding an honest and responsible leader in our country.

If you are watching cricket, one ad that you would surely watch is one from VISA. One with Shankar, Ehsan and Loy singing in a stadium. With nakali Team India [I love the sardarji who is there to look like Bhajji]. Then there are three more stooges in the same. Mr Kirmani, Mr Krish Srikanth and Mr Mohinder Amarnath. Pathetic, pathetic and really shitty. Shankar Ehsan Loy has got this distinction of doing all the bad advertisements available [ remember the tea ad with teen ki tajagi or some shit like that] And then our honorable cricketers like Kirmanis and Amarnaths will do anything for money now. How can they stay behind if a Dhoni can sell things ranging from hair gel to carbonated drink. Mein ban gaya dhoni...

Another killer one is by Indiatimes Travels. "I am going to get a haircut maan..." Feel like killing that guy. Go and check Indiatimes travels and you will find that there is no such big discount as mentioned in the ad on most of the regular sectors. I feel its our mistake that we don't have good saloons in Chikmangloor and we go to Bangalore for the same [routes like this are one which boast of such big discounts]. There is one more funny thing in the same ad. In the full ad you will see an uncle asking this dude if he is going for a rock show. The dude says No. Then this uncle raises his hand as if doing bhangara and ask him if he is going for a college fest. Saala...Khote da puttar. Koi use batao ki college fest ka matlab bhanagara party nahi hota. Saala faltu me shyana banta hai.

One good ad currently on air is of UTI/AXIS bank. My god!! Those kids are so cute. So lovable. I just can not resist myself from watching this ad again and again. Kids se yaad aaya, my niece has started speaking some words. Everytime on phone she will speak only one word and then go silent. Away from the phone and all chattar patar starts. So cute!!

Got this really nice sms about kids yesterday, felt like sharing with here:
"Love kids. They are so cute and innocent. They don't know the dirt this world is full of. To them bad person is the one who takes their red crayon and leaves the black one to use"

Aug 30, 2007

Fill in the Blanks

This post is going to do exactly as the title suggests. I have been away from the blogging world for a long time and I know "leaving away from blogging for long periods can be injurious to health." :)

Well, I have been bit busy in work. Not that I have to slog for day and nights. But at least a tight working schedule from 9am to 6pm. I cannot afford to miss my 6:15pm cab, so I have squeezed up my working life between these 9-6 time lines. Once I leave the office premise, I am no-one as far was work is concerned. Luckily till now I have been able to live life this way. Not the greatest way though.

Life other than work is mediocre. I say mediocre coz there is nothing new. Or actually I am too immunised to new things now. Whatever happens, it just seem to be a part of dull routine. The frequency of movies and plays has come down drastically. I need to really gain back all this. The music collection is getting old. [Suggestions are always welcome]

I hate this mediocrity. It takes you nowhere. I really need to find something to come out of this spell.

Aug 24, 2007

I am a kid again

I always wondered why do we adults get attracted to animation movies like Ice-Age and Cars? Why we sit and watch "Tom And Jerry" cartoons, even though they are mostly repeat telecasts? Why Malgudi Days still makes a lot of sense to us and we can read it again and again?

There is a kid inside each one of us and it is this kid that makes us what we are.

Yesterday I found the child within me to unleash once more. "The Ungrateful Man" by BLT group which is showcasing over this week (and weekend) clearly brought the kind inside me out. I laughed and enjoyed each moment of it. It was a laugh riot throughout. For the first time I saw a play for kids and trust me they seem to enjoy like anything. And of course I had my share of fun too.

Brilliant acting and narration. The production is up to the mark. Just perfect.

This is one play I would recommend to each one of you. If you have kids at your home or whom you can take to this play, please go asap. They are going to enjoy it like anything.

Not to forget this play is staged in aid of DreamADream, an NGO working for kids from underprivileged backgrounds. All the more reason to watch this play.
The play is happening at Rangashankara, show timings: 7:30pm [sharp]
There are noon show also on weekend [3:30 pm]
More info can be found at this link.

The Ungrateful Man


This is a must watch play. JUST GO FOR IT.

Coverage for the same in Hindu

Aug 23, 2007

WMD

Quoting from wikipedia:
In 410 BC the Athenian general Xenophon gave a dramatic oration exhorting his fellow soldiers to follow him to liberty or to death against the Persians. He spoke for an hour motivating his army and assuring them a safe return to Athens until a soldier underscored his conclusion with a sneeze. Thinking that this sneeze was a favorable sign from the gods, the soldiers bowed before Xenophon and followed his command.

Another divine moment of sneezing for the Greeks occurs in the story of Odysseus. Odysseus returns home disguised as a beggar and talks with his waiting wife Penelope. She says to Odysseus, not knowing to whom she speaks, that he will return safely to challenge her suitors. At that moment their son sneezes loudly and Penelope laughs with joy, reassured that it is a sign from the gods.

According to popular belief, a sneeze without an obvious cause is a sign that someone is talking about you, this is most conventionally regarded to be a member of the opposite sex.
Now this is where they are confusing me again. Day before yesterday it was that horoscope and now sneezes. They just showing me dreams. But in reality, there is nothing great.
Only truth remains is that I am sneezing like anything since morning.

I have become a biological weapon.

Aug 22, 2007

kitni baatein

Kitni baatein yaad aati hai
Tasveerein si ban jaati hain
Main kaise inhein bhooloon
Dil ko kya samjhaaun

Kitni baatein kehne ki hai
Honton par jo sehmi si hai
Ik roz inhein sun lo
Kyun aise gum-sum ho

Kyun poori ho na paayi daastaan

Kaise aayi hai aisi dooriyaan

Dono ke dilon mein chhupa hai
Jo ik anjaana sa gham
Kya ho paayega woh kam
Koyi kya kahe

Dono ne kabhi zindagi ke
Ik mod pe thi jo paayi
Hai kaisi woh tanhaai
Koyi kya kahe

Kitna viraan hai ye sama

Saanson mein jaise ghulta hai dhuwaan
Kaisi aayi hai aisi dooriyaan

Kitni baatein yaad aati hai
Tasveerein si ban jaati hain
Main kaise inhein bhooloon

Tumse aaj yun milke dil ko
Yaad aaye lamhein kal ke
Ye aansoon kyun hai chhalke
Ab kya kahen

Tumne hamko dekha jo aise
Toh ik umeed hai jaagi
Phir tumse pyaar paane ki
Ab kya kahen

Aa gaye ham kahaan se kahaan

Dekhe mudke ye dil ka kaarvaan
Kaisi aayi hai aisi dooriyaan

Kitni baatein kehne ki hai
Honton par jo sehmi si hai
Ik roz inhein sunlo
Kyun aise gum-sum ho

Kitni baatein yaad aati hai
Tasveerein si ban jaati hain
Main kaise inhein bhooloon
Dil ko kya samjhaaun

- Kitni Baatein from Lakshya.

Aug 21, 2007

Fortuneteller...

Bangalore Times:
Gemini: Today, you could be surprised to find that someone has a crush on you. The thing to keep in mind, however, is that there are unexpected developments that you might have to consider, making it challenging for you to plan your next move. Wait until the situation improves.

Orkut:
Your mind is creative, original and alert

क्या करें क्या ना करें ये कैसी मुश्किल हाय..
कोई तो बता दे इसका हल ओ मेरे भाई..

Aug 20, 2007

For you...

If you're lost and feeling low,
Circumnavigate the globe,
All you ever have is hope.

And the way you seem to flow
Circumnavigate the globe,
I never seem to lose control,
With you.

Everyone of us is high,
Everyone of us is low,
Everyone of us is here,

How about you?
Your eyes are closed,
Your head held low,
Your eyes are closed.

Everyone of us is high,
Everyone of us is low,
Everyone of us has hope,
For you.

- For you by Coldplay

Aug 19, 2007

Phir haath mein sharaab hai

फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
ये चीज़ लाजवाब है, ये चीज़ लाजवाब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं

गिन कर पियूं मैं जाम तो होता नहीं नशा
गिन कर पियूं मैं जाम तो होता नहीं नशा
मेरा अलग हिसाब है, मेरा अलग हिसाब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं

साकी यकीन ना आये तो, गर्दन झुका के देख
साकी यकीन ना आये तो, गर्दन झुका के देख
शीशे में माहताब है, शीशे में माहताब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं

हाथों में एक जाम है, होंठों पे एक ग़ज़ल
हाथों में एक जाम है, होंठों पे एक ग़ज़ल
बाक़ी ख़याल-ओ-ख्वाब है, बाक़ी ख़याल-ओ-ख्वाब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं
फिर हाथ में शराब है, सच बोलता हूँ मैं

- "phir haath mein sharab hai" by PANKAJ UDHAS.

Aug 17, 2007

Chak De

1. Only two people could play Kabir. BigB and SRK. Its so ironical that anything and everything, comparison between them become unavoidable. But they are the only two charismatic leaders in Bollywood.
2. SRK for the first time played anything other than himself. He is not his charming self. But he is enigmatic and impressive. He is so unlike SRK.
3. Its not only war film that brings audience to cheer and clap in a theatre. That too in a multiplex. You can always imagine something like that happening while watching Cricket. But for hockey, that too today, this was surprising.
4. Chak de India could have been titled anything but its the prasoon joshi effect that has taken over the minds and creativity of our country media. It feels odd to hear India everytime it is used in movie. NewGen funde maybe.
5. A sports movie need a super fast camera work and/or a really fast soundtrack. Luckily the brilliant cinematography properly covers up for not so brilliant soundtrack.

Thats my 5 cents for the movie. I wont say its the greatest sports movie you will ever see. But it is great nonetheless. Finally we can say that our bollywood also can make sports movies :)

Aug 16, 2007

azadi

I am not a patriot.
I did not watch the Independence Day celebration function on DD1 in morning.
Neither did I listen to Honorable Prime Minister's speach. It never made much sense to me anyways.
I did not even buy a plastic flag for my vehicle or home.
Neither did I stop the person selling the tricolor with red white and green colors. I did not.
I did not wear a orange head band and go out triple riding my bike.
I was not the policeman stopping such bikers who clearly were breaking the rule of very nation whose independence they were trying to celebrate.
I did not sing any patriotic song. Neither did I listen to any.

The whole day I lazied in my bed.
Read a novel.
Ate junk food and then was glued to the tube.

While watching Lakshya I cursed our failed diplomacy and felt bad for those soldiers who sacrificed life in Operation Vijay and for that matter any such WAR.

A War against the terrorism they call it.

I am no more a patriotic. I just pay my taxes. And thats me the Indian.

Aug 13, 2007

Weekend defined

1. CASH: Best way to screw up your Friday night. Or for that matter any time of day. Avoid it at any cost. Don't watch even if someone is paying you to watch it. Sell your blood if you really in a dire strait but don't watch this movie.

2. Let's have SEX: Of course what a nice thing to say. But for me, it was name of the play that we watched at Alliance Francaise de Bangalore. Could have been a good play if and only if
a. They have cut short on some lengthy dialogues. And had brought the duration down to 50 minutes from 80 minutes
b. If alliance could follow the Rangashankara way of closing the doors of theatre at start. People just keep coming at their will and disturb everyone.
Still watchable play.

3. Brigade Road: Lots of half price sell and End of Season treats. No harm if you go there to try your luck. And then there is nice crowd on brigade so that's an added advantage.

4. Pure and Natural: A salad bar cum Sandwich joint cum mocktail bar cum Juice center cum chill out place. Experience there will be worth every penny; mind you its not very heavy on your pocket in any case. Indeed pure and natural. They are there in Jaynagar, Indiranagar, ITPL and Kormanagal.

5. Cricket: Yes there are people who still watch Cricket. They still cheer for India when they play well. They still curse the team when they commit blunders. I think yesterday was one such day. If they lose this match by any chance, they should get lost somewhere there in Britain only.

Aug 9, 2007

23% of Bangalore students on drugs: Case Study

Read this shocking piece of news in rediff today morning:
23% of Bangalore students on drugs: Study
A study, conducted among college students in Bangalore, has revealed that 23 per cent of over two lakh students studying in the tech capital are hooked to drugs.

The results of the study were shocking, said Karnataka Minister for Higher Education D H Shankarmurthy. The study was conducted by a private agency appointed by the state goverment.

The study further reveals that most of these students are from professional colleges.

Shankarmurthy said that the matter would be raised in both houses of the Karnataka assembly. The government will also discuss measures to tackle this problem.

Some college students told rediff.com that peddlers often sell drugs outside their college premises. Sometimes, addicted students themselves sell drugs to their friends.

According to the study, marijuana is a favourite among students, as it is cheaper compared to other drugs.

The Bangalore police are yet to register a case of drug abuse by students, said Joint Commissioner of Police (Crime) Gopal B Hosur. However, he added that 19 cases have been registered against drug peddlers this year. Most peddlers are in the age group of 18 to 40 years.

However, colleges claim that they are doing their best to tackle the problem. According to them, the number of students addicted to drugs has reduced because of a constant vigil.

"We have been able to identify those students who are hooked on to drugs. These students are irregular and show no interest in academics. After identifying such students, we conduct counseling sessions for them," said the principal of a leading college.

"Most students, who are hooked to drugs, stay in hostels. Parental negligence and psycho-socio factors also contribute to this problem," said former vice chancellor of Bangalore University M S Thimappa.

I studied in Bangalore and finised my engineering from one of the reputed college here. That entitles me to be counted among those 2 Lac students under the study. Ocourse I can easily claim to be part of 77% who are given cleancheat by this study. But then I feel pained by this news. If by any chance this study correctly predicts the numbers then it is really an alarming figure and should be given urgent attention.

But then I have my own doubts about such study.

Most of the time we extrapolate figures. So lets assume the sample space for study consisted of 1000 students and they found 230 drug addicts. You can easily extrapolate this figure to 23% and then generally attach it with the whole population.

Data interpretation theory tells us most of the time these extrapolations do not lend us anywhere close to actual situation. And with something which involves Human being, there are more chances for this deviation. Our habits and actions are influenced by so many factors - social, econical, political and last but not least mental. So it is important that sample space for such studies is sufficiently broad.

When you talk about student, the group constitues of atleast 33% girls [with all those reservations in place and given that we are talking about professional courses]. Did the sample space actually took this into account. Were 1/3rd of the participant under study girls? Or did we simply assume that they are too innocent to be indulged in something like this.

My experience from my college days has been mixed kind. While in my class of 60 odd students, I can surely boast of atleast 90% who did not even smoke; forget drugs. While there were surely some who looked indulged in drugs. They are always there. We can not deny this. But then it was as good a sample space it can be. And my study totally contradicts this.

Such studies can really affect life of a lot of students. Remember Our PM had to issue a statement requesting the world "not to brand Indian terrorist just coz some of us were caught indulged in unlawful activities". Such branding is so easy to happen and only when you face it you know the pain and difficulties. We had our share of time being North Indian Student here, And still face it sometime. It does happen sometime.

Things are too difficult sometimes to be so easily termed in one way.
They should make sure they have sound grounds before tabling any such report. And that they should put it in detail in public.

Aug 8, 2007

GOOD NEWS

New Delhi: The Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected the Centre's petition seeking vacation of its interim order staying the implementation of 27 per cent quota for OBCs in elite educational institutions.

Refusing to lift the freeze, a five-judge Constitution Bench ruled that the Central Educational Institutions (Reservation in Admissions) Act 2006 cannot be implemented until the main petitions challenging the validity of the Act is decided.

"We are not going to pass any interim order," the Bench, headed by Chief Justice KG Balakrishnan, said.

The Bench said it will hear the main petition to examine the Constitutional validity of the Centre Educational Institutions (Reservation in Admission) Act 2006 soon.

Earlier, in its last-ditch effort to get the freeze on OBC quota lifted, the Union Government had told the court that it was willing to keep the 'Creamy Layer' out of the purview of the quota Act.

"If the court feels that the Creamy Layer be excluded and says so, the Centre will obey," Solicitor General GE Vahanvati said before the Constitution Bench on Tuesday.

The anti-quota petitioners opposed the Centre's application, contending that it was rushing through with the implementation of the law without addressing the issue of identifying OBCs and excluding the 'Creamy Layer' among them.

At the outset, the Bench questioned the contentions raised by the Centre, asking what was new in its grounds for seeking a vacation of the stay.

"What is the changed circumstance? What is new you are arguing?" asked the Bench, which also comprises Justices Arijit Pasayat, CK Thakker, RV Raveendran and Dalveer Bhandari.

The Centre referred to the recent order of the court in a matter related to quota in Tamil Nadu, where the state government was allowed to provide 69 per cent reservation on the assurance that additional seats would be created to protect the general category.

It said that this fact was discovered after the March 29 order. "That is an unusual ground. You are not aware that the order was passed 14 years ago and it has been extended every consecutive year," the Bench observed.

The Bench reminded the Solicitor General that "whatever contentions the Centre has raised in the application were argued earlier also." Vahanvati said seats had been increased in the educational institutions and that the general category was not going to be affected and the quota of 27 per cent could be staggered over three years.

Senior advocates KK Venugopal, Harish Salve, Rajeev Dhavan, PP Rao, Mukul Rohatgi and MM Lahoty, appearing for the anti-quota petitioners, had a common point that the Centre was rushing through with the implementation of the law without having the data in place and without "excluding the Creamy Layer among the OBCs."

"The government has not done its job," they said, adding that in the three months after the March 29 order, it has failed to address these issues.

It is time that the main petitions challenging the validity of the controversial Act was heard instead of going into the application for vacating the stay, they said.

The petitioners said if the stay was vacated, the Centre would implement the quota not only in Central educational institutions but also in institutions that are directly or indirectly aided by it.

Venugopal questioned the legality of the entire Act, saying the law, which was brought in for the interest of the backward classes, would only benefit a category of them. "If the stay is vacated, a small section will take away the benefit in its entirety," he said. "They will snatch away the benefits leaving the weaker a weaker (section)."

He said reservation was one issue where politicians had one voice and they were averse to addressing the issue of the 'Creamy Layer'. Salve said the Centre was pressing for the law's application without specifying how it was going to increase seats in medical and engineering colleges.

"The Centre has not moved bodies like the Medical Council of India for their approval," he said, alleging that no groundwork was done to increase seats.

The government had mentioned only a handful of institutions where seats had been increased and many of them are for research purposes and not true educational institutions, he said.

Dhavan said the Centre's application was one of reviewing the March 29 order, and this had been rejected twice earlier. Vahanvati refuted this contention, saying the Centre has approached the court for making some interim arrangement and said seats have been increased in some institutions after obtaining the approval of the appropriate authority.

The court wanted to know 'on what basis the appropriate authority applied its mind'. The Bench concluded the day's arguments by asking Vahanvati to file an affidavit giving details about the institutions where seats had been increased.

The court had on two earlier occasions refused to vacate its interim order, saying that data based on a 76-year-old Census cannot be the determining factor for the affirmative action.

"What may have been relevant in the 1931 Census may have some relevance, but cannot be the determinative factor," a bench comprising Justices Arijit Pasayat and LS Panta had said in the March 29 order, disagreeing with the Centre's mode of selecting data for providing a quota under the Act.

Earlier, while putting a halt to the implementation of the law, a two-judge bench had referred the matter to the Chief Justice for allocating it to a larger bench.

Article courtesy: CNN IBN

Indian Rain

Listening to Colonial Cousins.
Give it a shot.
I am humming Indian Rain since morning. Its simply superb. Soulful and rhythmic.

Rain Clouds in the sky, I Don't know why
They make me blue, when I'm thinking of you
Maybe they want to cry, As I walk on by
Hiding my tears, in a world of good byes

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

Love during summer rain, Causes no pain
Cause I'm looking back, at you once again
Memories crowding my mind, You're one of a kind
Life with out love, I'm helpless I'm dying

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rhythm of the rain falling down

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

falling down .....

[sa, re, ma, pa, ni ma, ni, re ni, ma, ma, re, ni, sa, re, ma, ma, re
ma ma re .......
ma, ma, sa, re, ni, ma, ni, sa, re, ma, ma, re, ma, pa, ni
pa, ni, sa ni, sa, re, ma, re, ni, ma]

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rythm of the rain falling down

[Trumpet Solo]

Rain falling around, It's just the sound
I like to here, when my hearts feeling down

Try to smile once again, As they slash in my window pain
I quiet like that, I don't mind
I've got no complaint

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

Rain drops and dance, strange kind of romance
I don't know why (whether) to cry out loud, But I'm feeling fine
Watch the rhythm of the rain falling down

[Dhentha Dhentha Dhena na Dhena
Dhentha Dhena na.........na ne na]

falling down.......

[Trumpet Solo]

Ah..............
ma, re, sa, ma .....................ni, dha
ma, re, sa, ma .....................
ma, re, sa, ma .....................re
ma, re, sa ......................................... (fade)