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A recruitment ad for AajTak [you will find it in your favorite job site in near future]:

Post: Social Networking Specialist [Job Code: AJTK01]
Job Responsibility: Applicant will be involved in researching the social life of celebrities. The job will involve finding authentic reference material from Orkut/Hi5/Facebook.
Skills: Applicant should be a certified Orkut expert. Knowledge of Facebook will be a plus. [Candidates with less than 350 orkut friends please do not apply]

Post: Sports entertainment Specialist [Job Code: AJTK02]
Job Responsibility: Applicant will have to work as our inhouse expert on WWE and TNT wrestling games. He/she will have to host an 1-hour show on heroics of Khali on daily basis. In future there are plans to extend this to some other upcoming athletes from Indian origin.
Skills: Knowledge and understanding of WWE/TNT is must. Application should be well versed in life-history of Khali.

Post: Kareena affair expert [Job Code: AJTK03]
Job Responsibility: Application will be involved in tracking the ever changing world of love-affairs for our beloved Kareena. He/she will host a 1-hour show thrice a week updating the world about love-life of Kareena.
Skills: Knowledge about history of Kareena's love-affairs is a must. Applicant should be a qualified mobile-movie maker. He should be an expert in finding Kareena's ex-Boyfriends in any social gathering where Kareena is present.

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