Why the World Needs Superman?

Lois Lane started a book called "Why the World Needs Superman?". But she could not finish it in the movie Superman Returns. So I though why not help her in the same. Let me list here what I learnt from the movie Superman Return.

Super Power means improved eyesight
After watching Superman, Spiderman and (yes even) Koi Mil Gaya, I can surely tell that when you get super powers, your eyesight becomes superb. No more spectacles required. As in case of Superman you might get X-ray vision also. Always be prepared

One should always be prepared
It’s so easy for superman that he wears his underpants over his costume, so that he can wear normal dress over it. Whenever need comes, just remove the outer formal layer of clothes and instantly there you are superman (with red underpants over blue dress).

Girls are big no no
Superman comes to save his girl Lois Lane. He fights with Lex Luther and screws up all his plans to rule the world. Moreover, Lex Luther loses all his crystals in the end when his girl becomes emotional and wants them not to be used anymore.

In America you really don’t have time to breath
Everyone is in mad rush. They read news paper in lift (remember the scene where everyone is reading news about superman return in the life). Most of the lifts are over-crowded. And see their business, they must be in hurry when in toilet so could not read news paper there. Really fast paced life.

You can never hide who is the father of your child
After seeing Jason, Lex asks Lois as to who is the father of her child. She tells that its her husband brian but we all know its Superman. Even superman knows it. She could not hide it.

Always keep your camera phone ready
You should always have a camera phone. And always keep it ready for taking pictures. The small kid could take so many great photos of superman (I don’t know which camera was it, amazing resolution though) Kya pata kab bhagwan mil jaaye?

Super powers are hereditary.
You can run a family business of saving the world once your children are grown up.

Never be the girl friend of a superhero
Lois faces so many difficulties coz she is superman’s girl. She has to work extra hours to cover the story on superman. Even Mary Jane had to face so many troubles coz of Spiderman.

So many learnings from a two hour movie.
Really we need superman to return and to re-return.